Color me...um, not medium grey? Srsly?

Okay, sea green is actually not a bad choice as far as that goes. So what color are you? (HT to Monster Crochet.)

From the Stupid Human Tricks files

Normally I don't go for this sort of thing -- if I want stupid humans, I can go outside and get some fresh air with my helping -- but QuizLaw dug up something today that's giving me the giggles. Consider this as close as anyone's gonna get to an apology for that toenails thing yesterday: